Friday, July 11, 2008

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Indiana Jones And The Three "and this?

The truth is that had long wanted to upgrade, or at least re-write if only a little. I was going to write little I know, but that the amount of time has been somewhat excessive say ....



Pues nada hoy actualizo realizando la crítica de la película que fui a ver esta misma semana, Indiana Jones Y El Reino De La Calavera De Cristal, para empezar podemos decir que el título es bastante expresivo.







Bueno al lío, comienza la película, already see the first thing that leaves us saying, what this? Youths you take a chop at a military convoy in the middle of the United States, and this convoy is full of Russian KGB, making it now Yes, I was confused, in the Cold War, nearly 100 men of the Russian army, with their uniforms under the false standard of the U.S. soldier, traveling American territory, and the best comes when they raid a base of relics Yankees nobody, not even senior managers can access it. The film progresses, comes our second what this? , nuclear explosion, Indy is almost in the center of what is the bang, gets into a bar and comes out unscathed from the same, after enduring a nuclear test, out of the fridge and appears on the base. KGB in America continues to pursue the teacher. But hey, with this I think we had enough to keep you awake and think about what happened, long hours.


real mission begins, our heroes change from continent to find the happy skull, the boy very subtle, says he knows fencing, but that is useless, go, go, there Spielberg was overcome, I smell Oscar, after a ratazo where things happen, but very much in the vein of Indiana Jones, therefore they will not criticize, can not go to see Indiana Jones and expect to see Match Point, the case is that after this time, OH! SURPRISE! You'll never guess? But I tell you, a battle between two cars which lasts 10 minutes, in which the kid who said that fencing was good for nothing, uses it to defeat the "bad" and regain the blissful skull. Then comes the nasty part of the movie, giant ants, the size of fists almost cerrao, squeezing the poor and left them short of juice to make two early morning juices, and of course, the giant ants ate the wicked Russians.


Now comes another true moment of disbelief in chains, the action starts, go on a amphibious car, approaching a cliff, under a river and a branch, you still do not guess? If you fall into the branch, which makes land gracefully on the waters of the river, which turns out to be a cascade of three falls, each more steep, all of almost 90 degrees and several meters of fall, but nothing happens, our protagonists are strong and resist all.


And finally, the third what about this? After spending a lot of hardship, almost falling off a cliff topped by spikes, almost killing a horde of crazy fans almost ... They get to where they should go, and go, the evil Russians arrive without the same problems, the cliff should not bother fans and shot them all without error. The case is being returned by the bloody skull, this causes a recover alien life, and will be flying in a flying saucer, of course killing the "bad" first, do not say. The best is when a crazy old man, says they are not aliens are interdimensional travelers only, my question still is unclear, how came to that conclusion? And how are you so sure?


Jones marries and leaves open the series for it to continue his unknown son.


Well now is my overall impression of the film. I must say that despite the criticism that I make, not expecting anything much less fanciful, Americans are, and always will be and will always be evil Russians, Arabs or Nazis, and except for those droppings KGB walking on American soil, where only actions saved the protagonists of a film and the slow progress of it, because you do look a tad long. Well, I recommend to see a boring afternoon, because if it retains a bit of his playing Harrison Ford, is to entertain.

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